Today, Microsoft won it’s battle to receive status as an official religion.   Prominent members of the WDC stood in awe as the newly installed deity recited the sacred words, “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, ligula suspendisse nulla pretium” from memory.

    “Microsoft can no longer be called a cult”, said one overly excited follower, “They [Apple] have a CEO Steve [Jobs] and we have a CEO Steve [Bhalmer], but our CEO Steve answers to a higher power [Gates].”